Alternative State Slogans
Alternative State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
2006-11-17 14:02:02 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that reminds of this one...
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN --
1. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell
phone.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You DRIVE to your neighborhood block party.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK WHEN --
1. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multilingual.
2. You've worn out a car horn.
3. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN ALASKA WHEN --
1. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
2. You have more than one recipe for moose.
3. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN --
1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. Everyone has 2 first names.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN --
1. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
2. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE MIDWEST WHEN --
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
2. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN --
1. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
2. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
2006-11-17 15:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some I didn't see listed on the web site or here: Bee Gees (on the wall next to U2) Cornershop (the big sign on the corner that says SHOP) 50 Cent (The large 50 cent piece in the street) Talking Heads (The TVs in the window)
2016-03-29 00:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
I don't speak spanish though.
These were funny, but It is sad how true ours is.
2006-11-17 14:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take it you're from Alabama, where literacy ain't everything. It's says - not sais. And yes, there are 10,000,000,000 mosquitoes in Mn. :)
lol - very funny post
2006-11-17 14:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by windandwater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are funny, I like em, made me laugh a little even.
2006-11-17 14:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, maybe to some folk it ain't but round here we know our readin, writin, and rithmatic. (Arkansas)
2006-11-17 14:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by MissLady0608 n 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
guess i have the right to remain silent,,, and i shall take it,,,
2006-11-17 14:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by thanks to our brave troops, 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-17 14:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take my cash - I live in mass
2006-11-17 14:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by soulsearching 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offence, but not really funny to texans
2006-11-17 14:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋