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A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Stuart sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Stuart. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Stuart said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

2006-11-17 13:51:36 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

Thats brill, I havn't heard that one before lol

2006-11-17 14:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

Ha, I get it now, I had to read the other responses first, but I got it!!!
The Himlick became the Hind Lick

2006-11-17 14:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0 0

This is my first time to hear of the hind lic maneouver also. Glad it works. good luck.

2006-11-17 13:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hehe- funny, I'll have to add that one to my repertoire.
Ahhhh amusement at the expense of rednecks!

2006-11-17 13:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by FallingAngel 4 · 0 0

Best first aid joke I've ever heard!

2006-11-17 14:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by beachlady325 2 · 0 0

I do it all the time it's really effective too

2006-11-17 13:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, that was actually funny. AT first i thought i wouldn't get it but I did!

2006-11-17 13:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jen 2 · 0 0

That is the funniest one I've seen on here in a long time. Thanks foe the laugh. ROFLMAO

2006-11-17 13:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yak, Yak,

2006-11-17 13:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 0 0

nice one dude haahahahaha

2006-11-17 13:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by kimzzooo 3 · 0 0

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