Or like did he? I think he didn't but I don't know for sure dude.
2006-11-17 13:18:17 · 11 answers · asked by Dude, you're goin to hell! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
just came back with my time machine.he was surounded by naked chicks while not performing!orgies,orgies,orgies with roman officers participating....
2006-11-17 13:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got lots of spiritual power. I got to beat them off with a stick. And the rest
pick up on my power, and get crappy because they think I want thier @ss!
Getting "chicks" ain't hard, dude. It's getting ridding of them that's hard!
Now, getting a real woman. That's a different story!
2006-11-17 21:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be blind. Even in death and up to now, his replica in whatever form, whether crucified, carrying the cross, lying dead, seated on a throne, crowned with thorns or golden tiara,standing with his heart out bleeding, without him on the cross, with him on the picture, even if he is with his father and mother, as a child (Sto.Nino). as a baby in a manger, women including men still kiss him wherever their lips can reach him and if it is still too hard and far , their hands will try to reach even the hem of his garment. What more power do you want him to have?
2006-11-17 21:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you REALLY think He needed "magic powers" to get all the chicks????
2006-11-17 21:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Oshalla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't have the time too....he was too busy trying to save us from eternal death! Jesus came to pay for our sins so we could be with him in Heaven.
Do you realize questions like these, are blasphemy unto the Lord your God who loves you and me?
I will pray for you, and like wise hope you will pray for yourself and me.
May God bless you and keep you.
2006-11-17 21:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by Joanne J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, he had twelve young men drop everything to follow him. Do the math.
2006-11-17 21:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by Dose of Reality 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the Christian scriptures are accurate, his mission wasn't to "get chicks." His focus wasn't on himself at all.
2006-11-17 21:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont think he did, but he may use them to fry you like mcdonalds french fries. i mean freedom fries.
2006-11-17 21:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by biomechgenesis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was gay with Judas
2006-11-17 21:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's easy - because he doesn't exist.
2006-11-17 21:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by Alterna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋