looking for hunting song : ten point buck?

Question

its about going hunting for a ten point buck it normaly comes out around christamas time

Answer 1

Da Yoopers -------------- Da Turdy Point Buck



Let me tell you that
you no, it's not so much the heat,
as it is the gosh darn humidity.
You no when u sit there in the bed,
and your just sweaty you no?
And you just,
you go to reach for the water on the nightstand,
and you slide right out of bed
and the wife says,
"Stop making so much noise! Your waking me up, go to sleep!"
Well let me tell you,
(yeah?)
times like that,
make me think bout movin up north,
you no?
(good idea)
Ya I'd do it to.
Course then I couldn't watch the Packers.
You no the Packers are...
Cause I like the Packers.
I'd do nething for the Packers.
Who can forget Vince Lombardi, you no?
Back in the glory years?
Not me, boy.
Yeah nehow.
Gettin to be that time of year,
eh?(yeah, oh yeah)

Ya, I'm a deer hunter.
How do you do?
I got the deer huntin rep n tale for you.
I'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year.
I love to freeze my buns,
chasin trophy deer.
But don't clap your hands,
to the stompin of the feet,
because Yahey's like me,
he can't keep a steady beat.
no, m mm,

I got the great big knife,
cause the hunting is my life.
It's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife.
It's the boys night out,
acting stupidly,
say now, "baby, baby, don't you think maybe, how 'bout u n me, ya?
haha (get away!)(ow ow ow!)

Well we partied all night,
never made it to our bunks.
And I was sittin in the tree stand,
on the tree day, drunk.
Wind was blowin 45,
temp 30 below.
I was freezin to death,
then it started to snow.
So I got out from the tree stand,
start headin for the truck,
and thats when I seen it there,
the turdy point buck.

TURDY POINT BUCK?!
turdy point buck.
turdy point buck.
(turdy point buck)

Well, he was 8 foot tall,
weighed 12,000 pounds,
with every step there was a shake,
sh-shakin of the ground.
He was ruthaful, so beautiful.
Strutted right out of my dreams,
he was created by God,
just for outdoor magazines.

Now, I'm not much for thinkin,
no, I dont do it often,
but I had an idea.
(yeah, what was that?)
To put that turdy pointer,
right in his coffin, ya.
(turdy piont buck)

Couldn't get to my gernades,
(yeah rite)
the was in the shop,
my stomach was tied into a monkey knot.
Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,
she was the one,
a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped hit-seekin shotgun.
(turdy point buck)

Ya, the women clappin in the back there, I gotta make that.
Well he was comin toward me,
gettin bigger n bigger,
but my fingers were so frozen,
I couldn't pull the trigger.
I kicked off my boots,
fired with my big toe,
I was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, n G.I. Joe.

Ya, that turdy point buck,
was only 10 feet away, ya,
still I coudln't seem to hit him,
and he wouldnt run away.
And after 20 minutes,
when the smoke cleared,
there were hunters on the ground,
and the worlds biggest dear.
There, standin tall n proud,
he looked at me and yawned,
and then a flash of white,
n there he was...gone.
(oh its alrite clyde, dont worry about it)

Then 7 men got up,
n the one fell down.
A big lump of blaze orange,
shakin on the ground.
At first I thought he was one of the boys,
but it was that no brother good in law of mine,
from Illinois.
(only cheeseheads, send him back on the next plane)

Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pionter?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?

As we jumped into the truck,
and I'm gonna get that
turdy point buck.
Ya, I'm gonna get that turdy point buck.
I'm gonna get that turdy point buck.
(turdy point buck)
(Hey, there he goes! There he goes!)
I'm gonna get that turdy point buck.
(Come on guys! Lets go get him!)
Ya, I'm gonna get that turdy piont buck.
(Hey grab your gun man! I got my beer, and I got that hit-seeker)
If it's the last thing I do,
I'm gonna get that turdy point, turdy point buck.
Haha
(tury point buck)Its the second week of deer camp

I got a swollen head

I'm lying with the dust balls

Underneath my bed



An icy breeze is blowing in

Through the tongue and groove

My pants are frozen to the floor

And i'm too sick to move



I didn't drink too many

Only thirty cans of beer

It must have been that last shot

That put me under here



Chorus:

It's the second week of deer camp

And all the guys are here

We drink play cards and shoot the bull

But never shoot no deer

The only time we leave the camp

Is when we go for beer

The second week of deer camp

Is the greatest time of year



I remember playing poker

That weasel musta won

He's wearing my new swampers

And sleeping with my gun



He's snoring like a chain saw

The camp smells like a dump

Someone's dirty underwear

Is hanging on the pump



Mukku’s in the wood box

Eener’s passed out on the stove

His flannel shirt is smoking

I wonder if he knows



Chorus



Vito’s crawling through the door

I think he got frostbite

He passed out in the outhouse

And he's been there since last night



Then goofus stumbles through the door

He says he got a buck

He was coming from the wayside

And he killed it with his truck



Then muusti cracks a beer and says

Its time to celebrate

Goofus got the first buck

Since 1968



Chorus

Answer 2

relient k is the only band there i know... but... Pressing On Down In Flames Must Have Done Something Good Devestation And Reform 12 Days of Christmas In Like A Lion I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas Be My Escape Who I Am Hates Who I've Been The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Manic Monday Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend Everything Will Be Faking My One Suicide Deathbed The Best Thing Trademark Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry and the very best Relient K song of all: Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care hope this helps!

Answer 3

There's one called Da Turdy Point Buck, by Bananas At Large...could this be what you are talking about?

You can hear it here:
http://www.amazon.com/Turdy-Point-Buck-Bananas-Large/dp/B0000031JE

Answer 4

ezgoin92 got it right - did ya see da turdy pointer?!