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mude?

2006-11-17 12:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Bill I don't think God invented either the female or the male.
Now be honest would a God put the playground next to the septic tank?

2006-11-17 12:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I doubt God was in any kind of "mude" when He designed His greatest creation.

2006-11-17 12:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by Oshalla 2 · 1 0

God created the female as a compliment to the man Adam he had just created.

He noticed that all the animals had a male and a female and he noticed that Adam was lonely, so he created Eve as a compliment to him.

2006-11-17 12:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0 0

He created male and female in His image. On the seventh day He said it was good. Now does that mean that God has a female side to Him. Like being loving and nurturing and would die to save His creation from the laws of His own decrees. When you were a babe your mother had that capacity, of course now that you have grown up she might not be as willing now,especially after asking a question like that.

12 reasons to be a Christian
1. Truth in a world full of lies
2. Hope in a world full of despair
3. Life in a world full of death
4. Love in a world full of hate
5. Forgiveness in a world full of vengeance
6. Power in a world full of weakness
7. Certainty in a world full of confusion
8. Purpose in a world full of pointlessness
9. Peace in a world full of war
10. Order in a world full of chaos
11. Beauty in a world full of ugliness
12. Right in a world full of wrong.

2006-11-17 12:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0 0

first god made earth, and he was so happy with him self he gave him self a break. God then made man, that made him even more happier, and he dicided to go on vacation. After coming back he made a woman, ever since, man nor God have been able to rest.

i know i'm a girl, but this joke is funny.

2006-11-17 12:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I thought about answering seriously but decided this question is foolishness and infers that the God of the universe was somehow a pervert. If you would read your Bible it says that everything He created was good.

2006-11-17 12:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Lovin' Mary's Lamb 4 · 0 0

Yes He wanted Adam to have happiness

2006-11-17 12:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I want to know - If God made man from nothing, why did he have
to take one of his ribs to make a female? I want my rib back !

2006-11-17 12:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm sure Adam was in a good mood as a result.

2006-11-17 12:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by ccrider 7 · 1 0

nothing funnier than a woman with PMT and wanting her hair done when there are no chocolates in the house !
got to love God lol

2006-11-17 12:44:58 · answer #11 · answered by Peace 7 · 2 0

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