Listen I am not lazy, its just that I don't really like to work very much. I have just never found a job that doesn't put me to sleep. So since I am sleeping anyway why don't I just stay home, and enjoy some of the true pleasures in life; sleeping and eating! I think it would be pretty fun training for something like this. I could eat tons of steaks, bacon, eggs, drink glasses of butter(seriously it tastes good). My wife says she will leave me if I do it but my other gf is actually encouraging me. She says she will stay home and serve me so I won't burn calories. So my question is how much, and should I go for it? Thanks
2006-11-17 12:17:09 · 7 answers · asked by da-chi-town-man 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Do some research of old Simpsons episodes, one of them is about Homer gaining so much weight that he is able to go on disability.
2006-11-17 12:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by knittinmama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey just work! No one likes to pay for someone who is capable of working for just being lazy and doing nothing. Anyway, it's very hard to get any kind of welfare or disability. You need numerous upon numerous doctors saying you cant work for a serious health condition. Sorry to say this but if you gain weight and are obese, that's one thing that can be fixed by losing weight. So any good doctor will just tell you to get up off your butt and lose the weight.
i dont like to work, hate my job but am not going to fake something just to be able to sit at home and get paid to do it. It's not right and it really is people like you that make it very hard for those people that legitmately need the help cuz they cant work. So, just get off your butt and keep working. If you are married and have a girlfriend on the side, why dont you just leave your current wife, maybe gain the weight so your wife will leave you. She'll be better off anyway without you if you are that lazy that you dont want to work and need to go outside the marraige and have someone on the side.
2006-11-18 07:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by kerrberr95 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell you a lot- None of which you would like. And none of which reflects well on you as a person.
Your wife must be a wonderful person for putting up with you.
And your girlfriend would probably dump you once she learns how much work it is to support you.
Enough said.
2006-11-17 20:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by Tigger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all why do have a wife and a girlfriend? Second of all you are going to regret your decision later. your going to become obese and develop health problems. I dont think you would be willing to sacrifice a few lazy years to die way too early.
2006-11-17 20:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by C&J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should get off your lazy butt and work like the rest of us, we don't need to put you on welfare because you don't want to do anything. You should get a job at wal-mart because they hire people like you.....
2006-11-17 20:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after questions like that people don'T understand why americans are the first targets of insults.... common man..
2006-11-17 20:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by NjrTeam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could do all that and then you could die and you would never have to work again.
2006-11-17 20:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋