From New English Language Students. like it?

Question

DATING
That night, we went skin dipping- Just the two of us!
You mean you went skinny dipping?
It is called skinny dipping? But I'm not very skinny!
Well, that's what they call it if you go swimming nude.
What is "Nude?"
Nude means Naked. No clothes or swimsuits.
Naked? No! I would never skin dip naked! There are little slippery fish everywhere! We skinned dipped with our underwear over us.

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We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!

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We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.

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My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.

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FOOD AND COOKING

Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!


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I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.

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Do you like your coffee cremated?

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Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try one?
No thanks. I'm not so hungry
right now.


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—Put the cabbages in salt water.
Then sit in the sink until the morning.

—Add two cups of ground flowers.

—Next, chop all the vegetarians
into little pieces.

—Then add small feces of fish.

—Don't forget to insult the soup.

—Next, add a little Buddha
and mix it all up.

—When you are finished cooking,
find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.

if you want i have more of these. lol

Answer 1

choke choke -- I can't breath right now -- eyes tearing up -- please make the laughter stop!!!!

Answer 2

i found these quite amusing.... a little gross but amusing

Answer 3

ok that is gross!!!