Listen I am not lazy, its just that I don't really like to work very much. I have just never found a job that doesn't put me to sleep. So since I am sleeping anyway why don't I just stay home, and enjoy some of the true pleasures in life; sleeping and eating! I think it would be pretty fun training for something like this. I could eat tons of steaks, bacon, eggs, drink glasses of butter(seriously it tastes good). My wife says she will leave me if I do it but my other gf is actually encouraging me. She says she will stay home and serve me so I won't burn calories. So my question is how much, and should I go for it? Thanks
2006-11-17 11:39:30 · 12 answers · asked by da-chi-town-man 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Hey! You want to lay around the house and do nothing but eat, drink and whatever yourself to death?!
I'm very obese and I hate it!!!!! It's not easy to get around and I occasionally need a cane or a walker because I'm so overweight and in pain. And you want to gain weight?!!!!! It hurts every single organ, joint and bone in your body when you are overweight. It doesn't matter how much overweight you are. You say you're not lazy, but it sure sounds like it to me!
You're not going to get any help from me!! When I first read your question I thought, "no, I won't touch it." But as I started to go back to the home page I started getting angry to actually hear that somebody wanted to gain weight so they wouldn't have to work.
I will just say don't do it. You will just be killing yourself especially with that food and sedentary life.
I'm on disability because of medical problems not because of obesity. And I would love to work!!!
2006-11-17 16:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by angelcat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think jeopardizing your health could ever be worth a minuscule disability check you might receive for being obese.
You certainly won't be able to afford steaks if you don't work- Your gf can't be much if she is willing to settle for an obese man who is too lazy to work
2006-11-17 12:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dont be silly. Respect life and be thankful for good health. There are different types of jobs you can do that will keep you busy all day. Do some volunteer work with people who need real help in life and it may assist you to think differently.
2006-11-17 11:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dude, I heard that if you eat excessive amounts of McDonalds french fries and Taco Bell food, it will definitely make you extremely obese very FAST.
Good Luck.
2006-11-18 01:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by embassydiplomat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well wouldn't we all like to lie around all day long eating like a pig. But where would the world be if we did so?
2006-11-17 11:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Andastra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2006-11-17 14:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not lazy? You sound lazy to me....and a good for nothing spoiled brat.
2006-11-17 11:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by cleverness_444 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hell of a plan youve got.Your right why should you work .Take the girl that is down for you being fat thats my kinda woman i just recently got botox done on my balls now they are smoothand soft like a babies bottom
2006-11-17 11:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by royalpalaceofhell 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Only if your are trying to commit suicide.
2006-11-17 11:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Teddie M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's not healthy. :/ And it's gross.
2006-11-17 12:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by Serena T 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋