Blonde...........3?

Question

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice the guy next to him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm 6' tall 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5 pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is a U.S. blonde.Think about it mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."


Blonde goes into a chemist to buy deodarant for her husband. Assistant asks "Is it the ball kind?"
"No," replies blonde "it's for under his arms."

Answer 1

i love those jokes but i don't understand why people think that blondes are so dumb

Answer 2

Blonde

Answer 3

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.

Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"

Answer 4

3) A blonde chick goes into a clothing store to buy a strapless dress, she shows it to the clerk and says, "How much is this?"
The clerk says "$89" "plus $6.90 tax"
The Blonde says" $6.90 tacks?" "Is that what holds it up?"

4) Q: What do you call 3 blondes sitting in a row?
A: A Wind tunnel

Answer 5

tee hee, athough have heard of em b4

heres one for ya:

An American girl, a French girl and an African girl are travelling in a plane. The plane is about to crash. The American girl puts on make-up. Everyone was curious. 'Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first!' She said. The French girl opens her bra, 'Rescuers will save a girl with beautiful breasts!' The African girl removes her knickers and says '**** off they always look for the black box first!'

Answer 6

Haha!
a blind guy walks by a fish market and says .. good day ladies.

Answer 7

Ya herd them I like the first one I've herd it used with women tho

Answer 8

Liked the first one not the second too much

Answer 9

I liked them both.

Answer 10

ha ha