Two girlies had gone for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband, "These damn girls' nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt saying 'From all of us at the Fire Station, we will never forget you'.
2006-11-17 10:52:34 · 12 answers · asked by OO7 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
real funny!!!
2006-11-17 10:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by dokifiedbyluv 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that on a card a few months ago
2006-11-17 11:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me chuckle
2006-11-17 10:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Wasn't expecting that. Know any more?
2006-11-17 10:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Matt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one it's pretty good.
2006-11-17 10:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by cabooseking 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-11-17 10:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahahahahahaha lmao
2006-11-17 10:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL .... like that one a lot
2006-11-17 11:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, cute.
2006-11-17 10:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahha!!!!!
that is a really good one!!!LMAO
2006-11-17 10:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by E-V 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋