A blonde was speeding down the road followed closely by a police car driven by a blonde policewoman, after an hour the blonde driver stops, the policewoman pulls up beside her and asks to see her driving license.
The blonde fumbles about in her handbag and comes out with a mirror, she looks in it and then passes it to the policewoman, the policewoman takes the mirror, looks in it and says "Oh, your a policewoman too, well drive carefully next time!"
2006-11-17 10:50:27 · 10 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats shite, but i get 2 points for this TA !!!!!!
2006-11-17 10:56:59 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The "blond" driver was not a true blond. Her quick brunette roots went to work, she spied the mirror while fumbling around in her purse for her breath mints. Quickly handing the mirror to the "true" blond officer, she remembered a joke that she had recently read about dumb blonds. Seems what she had read was true, sad, but true.
2006-11-17 19:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by happyfarmerswife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause she is blond in the mirror too. She saw the mirror and the woman had blond hair but the drivers had blond hair too.
2006-11-17 18:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by ferr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alway a fun one!!
How do you drown a blonde??
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool (yeah - old, but I still like it)
2006-11-17 19:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Blondes wakewd into a building..
You would think one of them would have realised??
2006-11-17 18:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one....never heard it before. It was cute.
:-)
2006-11-17 18:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
its bad
2006-11-17 18:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny
2006-11-17 18:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhhhhh..... not funny
2006-11-17 18:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha thanks for finishing it.
2006-11-17 18:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋