Two male pensioners visit a brothel. The woman in charge instructs the girls to just take their money and give em a blow up doll each as she didnt think they would notice the difference. Both the men were placed in semi-darkened rooms with blow up dolls.
Afterwards one of the men said to the other "I think my girl was dead, she never moved or moaned the whole time" The second guy said "I think mine was a vampire, I gave her a love bite and she flew out the window!"
2006-11-17 10:34:26 · 12 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And another 2 points TA !!!!!!!
2006-11-17 10:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a guy walks suited right into a bar and orders 5 photos of whiskey. The bartender asks him if that's a definite social accumulating. the guy says specific, his first BJ. The bartender says, "nicely, enable me purchase you yet yet another shot then." the guy says, "no thank you, if 5 won't do away with the flavour, six won't the two"
2016-10-22 06:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I understand why my brothel girl had a rubber patch on her neck.
2006-11-17 10:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I shall be more aware next time I visit
Thanks for the laugh:)
2006-11-17 11:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-11-17 10:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one thx
2006-11-17 10:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Loral 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg LOL funny...NOT!! yea eh it was OK, no really it was good!!
2006-11-17 11:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-11-17 10:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! funny
2006-11-17 10:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-17 10:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋