my woman won't cook me dinner?

Question

my woman won't cook me dinner how do i make her or were do i go to get me a new model

p.s i can't even remember the last time she scrubed the floor.

Answer 1

shocking absolutely shocking, in this day and age you would think that your woman would get up and show some respect and make you some dinner followed by a foot rub and mad passionate mindblowing sex!!!!!!!!!!
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well think again buster, get up and learn how to cook, honestly!!!

here's a joke to cheer you up:
husband says to wife i want to go somewhere where i've never been before. Wife replies: try the kitchen!

Answer 2

Hmmm.. definately no prince charming here.... Oh how about you make dinner, or scrub the floor... or maybe it's her that needs a new model! Especially since you seem to think she's a possession... "my women" and you think you should force her to cook... She isn't a slave. Maybe you should get a cook and a maid and stop expecting your woman to cater to you as you aren't much of a prize in the first place. You would be doing her a favor by getting a new model... Hmmmm though don't think your going to be able to find a new model who will take you!

Answer 3

I dont get this, why do men allways expect the woman to cook? Its hard work if you didnt know and most of us are fine doing it but some times we could use a little help too. Why dont you stop the whining and make dinner now and then? It IS the 21th century and the woman today has a lot of responsibilites we could use a little help now and then too.

Answer 4

Do you have children? If so, by dinner time she is probably extremely tired from cleaning up after them/you she probably can't make dinner. Does she have good things to cook with (pots and pans)? Does she have good food to work with? I hate trying to make dinner out of nothing. You sound like a total looser. If you respected her more maybe she would be more willing to cook for you and make you happy.

"Be very careful if you make a woman
cry, because Our Creator counts her tears. The
woman came out of a man's rib. Not from
his feet to be walked on. Not from his
head to be superior, but from the side to
be equal. Under the arm to be protected,
and next to the heart to be loved."

Answer 5

My wife hasn't cooked for me in the seventeen years we've been married! You have a choice of leaving your woman or learning how to cook. I love my wife to much to leave her over not making dinner, and I've become a damn good cook! Also she cleans up the dishes and mess I make. To love someone is to compromise sometimes.

Answer 6

Most women loves a man that can cook. I suggest that you take a rudementary cooking class and learn the basic

Answer 7

I think the biggest joke of this question is not about why she doesn't cook you dinner but its about you actually having a 'woman'. I don't think someone who gets spoken about like that would actually hang around.

Answer 8

I pity your woman. Date a cook if that's all you want. I recommend you get another model - although I fear that your particular model went out of fashion a few decades ago. Good Luck!

Answer 9

If you can't get anything done, do it yourself. For one, it is a sterotype for a woman to always be cooking and cleaning. If thats what a man wants then he should just hire a maid.

Answer 10

Be thankful, maybe she can't cook. If she is like me she would find it sexy for her man to cook for her (and wash the dishes). I'm sure she'll want to cook for you in another room besides the kitchen.

Answer 11

she probaly don't want 2 cook she wants u 2 cook caz she has been doin a lot 4 u probably