2006-11-17 10:13:09 · 30 answers · asked by Druantia 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I was at a party; the host of this party had a large dog with very pronounced male genitalia.
We were standing around. . a bunch of middle-aged suburban couples with drinks in their hands, (no it was not a very good party) when the dog, presumably to liven things up started to masturbate with its tongue. There was a silence broken only by the frenzied lapping of the dog.
I said, 'I have heard of dogs looking like their owners but this is ridiculous'
It did not go down (the remark I mean - the dog continued happily to consummation) well at all.
2006-11-17 11:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by DavidP 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
a few years ago i worked in a hotel i thought there was a wedding on, as i looked in the diary (although i was looking at the following weeks page and didn't realise)
i walked into the function room and saw all the men in smart suits, i told one chap to cheer up as it wasn't a wake.....
yes it was! i offered to help the chef for the rest of the night and got someone else to wait on the tables (that must have been awful for the poor chap)
2006-11-17 10:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just told an acquaintance who is constantly playing the tiny violin at her own pity party to leave me alone, because I have enough to deal with of my own. I now feel 'slightly' guilty, because she is poor, and not well. I also feel 'extremely' relieved that I won't be getting those emails twice a day any more!
2006-11-17 11:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once told off a guy who was pestering me to no end for months. It was a case where he liked me as a girlfriend, but I didn't feel that way about him. He retaliated by spreading malicious rumors about me. I counter-retaliated by telling him, "The best way you can show your love for me is to go jump off the top of the Sears Tower and rid me and all of humanity of your presence." I didn't like the fact that I'd said that to him, but I couldn't get him off my backside any other way.
2006-11-18 08:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really didn't lke this girl once and she pissed me off so bad that I pretty much told her that I hated her, stuff about her zits and such(but much more harsh). I regret it even tough it was a long time ago it is best to just be kind.
2006-11-17 10:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Told my x husband I was pregnant, regretted it as soon as the words left my mouth because we had been trying for years and he wanted them as much as me.
I mis-carried so justice was done, in a way.
2006-11-17 10:23:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goodbye.
2006-11-17 10:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was having to deal w/ an awful painter. He started up that he was having chest pains (I am sure he was faking, expecting sympathy) and I told him "Good." To say that I was annoyed w/ him would have put it mildly.
2006-11-17 14:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
meeting someone in town i had not seen for a few years and asked "how's your mother?"
"she died 6 months ago!"
where the feck is the hole in the ground when needed?
2006-11-17 10:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lass I hadn't seen for a while - asking her 'when's it due?' while pointing at her stomach. Alas it was merely happy fat. Oops.
2006-11-17 10:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by Matt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋