A man went to a strip club. When he got inside, he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.
As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"
The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties.
The guy behind our friend goes off again: "Yeah, baby! Shake those things."
Our friend turned around and said, "Hey, buddy, calm down!"
After a few moments, the dancer did another move and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string.
Again, the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh, baby! You're almost there!"
Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey, buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"
A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend.
Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say, buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"
The guy responded, "It's on your back, dude."
2006-11-17 10:06:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That was awesome!
2006-11-18 03:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny n shockin lmao
2006-11-17 18:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by angeltinkcutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
that was funny
2006-11-17 18:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-17 18:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by kny390 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahahahahah that was funny
2006-11-17 18:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by ashkang108 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww
2006-11-17 18:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooh nasty man
2006-11-17 18:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross
2006-11-17 18:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahah what?!
2006-11-17 18:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... funny! :-)
2006-11-17 18:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋