A little girl ran crying to her mum asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for?" asks mum. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." "So why the cider?" asks mum. "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
2006-11-17 09:21:48 · 30 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
See your awake dopey bugger, edit that if you like !!!!!!!
2006-11-17 09:56:31 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There was a young man called Skinner
Who took a young girl to dinner
They sat down to dine at half past nine
And at half past ten it was in her
The dinner not Skinner.
Robbie Burns
Ayrshire
Scotland.
2006-11-17 18:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by terrano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of ordering a "Snow White" in a cocktail bar ........ it's Seven Up in CIder!"
2006-11-17 17:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DO have a sense of humor, but, EXACTLY what is the question? You've lost 5 points for a joke and not a question.
Mom of B & D
2006-11-17 17:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Mom of B & D 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cider is acidic and I guess that's why it works...
2006-11-17 17:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blond was at her doctor's office to get a flu shot. Just before giving her the shot he said to her, "Okay, now you're going to feel a little prick."
The blond replied, "I thought you were going to give me a shot, not have sex with me."
or
"Okay, but after you screw me are you still going to give me my shot?"
2006-11-17 17:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's almost the funniest joke I ever heard lol
2006-11-17 17:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
he he he - my husband loves that joke!! He is always complaining of cuts on his fingers..... I need not say more...LOL
2006-11-17 19:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Very amusing. Thumbs up for you
2006-11-17 17:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by honeb1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-17 17:27:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha I get it!!!! What a lil hoochie Lol
2006-11-17 17:32:29 · answer #11 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋