after finding his way to the barstool, he orders a drink, then yells to the Bartender, "hey! you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
A deathly silence tancsends the bar.
In a deep husky menacing voice, the woman sat next to him says, hey, before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and i am 200ib, and blonde with black belt in karate. Whatsmore, the woman next to me is blonde, she`s a weightlifter, and the woman on your right is blonde, a pro wrestler. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man pauses and thinks, and replies, nah, not if i`m gonna have to explain it five times.
2006-11-17 09:19:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO so funny and true too, that's why I prefer brunets
2006-11-17 09:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-17 09:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2006-11-17 09:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by Redskins5435 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.... I got one for you.... ~~~~ There were three midgets and they were walking along when they came across a genius book of world records museum. The 1st midget wondered... "You know what, I've got small hands. I wonder if I've got the smallest hands in the world?" He went in and came out a second later jumping with joy and said. "Wow, I've got the smallest hands in the world!" The 2nd midget thought... "You know what, I've got some pretty small feet. I wonder if I've got the smallest feet in the world?" He went in and came out a second later with a smile on his face and said. "Wow, I've got the smallest feet in the world!" The 3rd midget was curious. He said, "You know what, I wonder if I've got the smallest dick in the world?" He went in and came out a few minutes later looking a bit upset. He asked, "Who the hell is Russian T!" ~~~~ Ha... Sorry if i offended you... I'm jp but yeah you can use it... just change the name so its the same as whoever you are telling it to ;) ha... have fun
2016-05-21 23:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was hoping the blind man would tell the joke, I hadn't heard it.
2006-11-17 09:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL was the blind man blonde too?
2006-11-17 09:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This joke is sooo old. I saw this one on Yahoo Answers yesterday. But it's good though... =D
2006-11-17 09:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thank you, the best one of the night so far.
2006-11-17 09:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was on here the other day
still funny tho
2006-11-17 10:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee
2006-11-17 09:25:30 · answer #10 · answered by Bajan Deane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋