A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty
years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65
mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the
house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and
smiles. "The airbag."
2006-11-17 09:12:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch!
bet he didn't see that one coming!!
here's one in return - hope u like it
A man walks by the police station and sees a sign that says 'Man wanted for Bank Robbery'. So he goes inside and applies for the job...
2006-11-17 09:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Clever.
2006-11-17 10:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by house md rocks! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-17 09:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is combo of mean and clever. Very Funny
2006-11-17 10:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever,Clever,Clever!
2006-11-17 09:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by aaronalanamama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the women is very clever
2006-11-17 09:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by cutiepie101 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are very clever! Didn't you ever watch "The Waterboy"
"Momma says girls are the devil" Momma IS always right! ;) lol
2006-11-17 09:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny...
Women are clever... he's the ***** for having an affair with her best friend.
2006-11-17 09:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a great bedtime story..funny ending.
2006-11-17 09:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i`ll try that when i meet the almost ex tomorrow over the divorce nice one. if i dont come back ...
2006-11-17 09:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by haz h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋