I lead a good moral life, but I don't want heaven. Too many homosexuals inside those pearly gates.
2006-11-17 08:33:29 · 22 answers · asked by rentsdew 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't worry. You're doing just ... ' fine.'
2006-11-17 08:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they say there is no such thing as a stupid question but come on....what do you wanna seem like a bad boy or something? If, in reality, you are stupid enough to want to spend eternity with Satan then keep on living your life and youll be just were you want... gl with that whole bad boy image thing
2006-11-17 08:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tanya P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...a fruit basket would be a nice touch....but how about a membership in the "Fruit of the Month" club!!!! Nothing says you care like fruit...and since you seem to be a homophob...then fruit is a great choice for you!
2006-11-17 08:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by buddhafuldreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you know how many homos are in their?
aint nobody there yet
I'm sure God will let you jump into the lake of fire of you want to
dont you have anything better to do than mock others?
no wonder most people believe in God
may you find the true God soon
2006-11-17 08:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deny Jesus and your wish will be granted, BUT guess what if your afraid of gays being in heaven wait till you see the perversions that your going to be in when you get to hell...
2006-11-17 08:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by Commander 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rape,murder, and whatever other sick things come to mind. But, just to tell you homosexuality is a sin....so homos are going to be in hell.
2006-11-17 09:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend Hell is filled with homosexuals, Not Heaven, Now you ask what can you do to not go to heaven, simply nothing.
2006-11-17 08:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why judge so many on the actions of a few?
2006-11-17 08:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by j_2_the_friggin_l 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kill yourself. Suicide is a sure-fire way to get to Hell. I'd suggest Cyanide. Or repeated listening of Hilary Duff.
Cyanide is less painful.
2006-11-17 08:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Pursue Happiness 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
renounce jesus- however if you do that your likely to meet with him because the devil would stop messing with as he has up to now... you asked god to make himself real, and look where it got you-- -seemingly nowhere. but, thats just it,-- what you should have said to god is- please help me to be real to you, lord. anyway, hope youll give it a try.. god bless you in all your honest places.
2006-11-17 08:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by jeffnsusie2@verizon.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send him a fruit basket.
2006-11-17 08:35:26 · answer #11 · answered by jenny 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋