just wondering if anybody else knows...
2006-11-17 08:25:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh good, it seemed like nobody on Y!A had any sense of humour tonight, i'm so glad to see there are still some people who appreciate good satire around here
2006-11-17 08:29:50 · update #1
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [Whereupon the friar is urged, "skip ahead a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being not in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
2006-11-17 08:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by Aggie80 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
2006-11-17 08:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Rockhead 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
2006-11-17 08:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ar·ma·ment (är'mə-mənt)
n.
The weapons and supplies of war with which a military unit is equipped.
All the military forces and war equipment of a country. Often used in the plural.
A military force equipped for war.
The process of arming for war.
[Latin armāmenta, tools, from arma, arms. See arm2.]
armamentary ar'ma·men'tar·y (-mĕn'tə-rē, -mĕn'trē) adj.
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The noun armament has 2 meanings:
Meaning #1: weaponry used by military or naval force
Meaning #2: the act of equiping with weapons in preparation for war
Synonyms: arming, equipping
Antonym: disarmament (meaning #1)
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2006-11-17 08:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The holy hand grenade of Antioch
"And with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy"
- Book of Armaments -
2006-11-17 08:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
isn't it the instructions on how to properly operate the 'Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'?
2006-11-17 08:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by mesquitemachine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't a clue. Try reading it.
A bit later.
Doh!! OK, you got me. I love that film as well.
2006-11-17 08:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Guard your heart-and then it explains our Jewish guard (like scotch guard) open to the Messiah -believe Isaiah and let Him in to be your Messiah, true friend-and enjoy kinderlach song and the people too, ok nuff said-shalom and Acts tells the story of great Jewish people that believed in Messiah of Israel. in His amazing grace
2006-11-18 09:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by ben 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋