OK, One for the men?

Question

Why Beer Is Better Than Women


* You can enjoy a beer all month long.
* Beer stains wash out.
* You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
* Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
* If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
* Beer is never late.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* A hangover will go away.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* A beer never has a headache.
* A beer will never nag you.
* A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
* If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
* A beer always goes down easy.
* You can share a beer with friends.
* You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
* A beer is always wet.
* A beer doesn't demand equality.
* You can have a beer in public.
* A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

Answer 1

Does it get any better than this?

Answer 2

That was good reading Angel. Now go get me a beer!

Answer 3

nice one but i cant stand a warm beer but always a warm woman so the beer always comes second lol

Answer 4

All of that may be true, but...

You can't f**k your beer, a bottle is too small and a pull top can will rip the hell out of your crank.

Answer 5

beer does not answer back

Answer 6

I think i should marry you.

Any woman who has the sense of humour to post something like that is perfect.

Answer 7

amen, praise the beer

Answer 8

Beer is better than anything.....


mmmmm beer

Answer 9

Six pack,
my girlfriend asks which one i like better
I hope my answer wont upset her
Six pack

Answer 10

Yeah But which one tastes crappier

Answer 11

I have these on a t-shirt that I bought in South Korea