A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The very proper lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say, "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I justa tella my friend how to spella Mississippi."
2006-11-17 08:04:22 · 15 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant! I'm sure I should have heard this before
10/10 :)
2006-11-17 08:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Roy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points!
2006-11-17 16:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ღαмαиdα♥ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-17 16:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Barks-at-Parrots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm italian and thats demening, i mean we would actually be talking about sex.. god!
oh yeah and i've heard it when i was like 4
2006-11-17 16:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny
2006-11-17 16:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Zach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny grrrl
2006-11-17 16:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by pink_luver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!i! L0L!!!!! ii like that one! ii will tell my friend about that!
~RoXy~
2006-11-17 16:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by tink tink.....TiNkErBeLL! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe haha
2006-11-17 16:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo i got it while i was reading it..but it was funny lol =]
2006-11-17 16:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i needed that laugh!
2006-11-17 16:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋