" Im afraid the club was broken into, sir". Horrified, the manager asked, "Did they get the cups?" "No sir ," replied the policeman " they didnt go into the kitchen
2006-11-17 07:55:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That would be the league champions Celtic right? Did you see the leaked message from the vatician, "Come in agent Le Guen your mission is complete"
2006-11-17 07:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to get a PNC from Greater manchester Police when I applied for a migration visa to Australia. I had to go to a police station and make the application in person. It cost me a tenner and took about 6 weeks to arrive, in the form of an A4 document confirming I had no criminal convictions
2016-03-28 23:48:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points!
2006-11-17 08:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ღαмαиdα♥ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PLG was stopped by a policeman doing forty in a 30mph zone. When the cop realised who it was, being a loyal hun, he said it's OK, I won't book you. PLG replies it's OK please do officer, I need the three points!
2006-11-17 11:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by troothskr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm if you had have used a club which hasn't won anythin that would've been decent
2006-11-17 09:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Sheepy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe haha
2006-11-17 08:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by TheLizardKing 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL wow what a stupid cop
2006-11-17 08:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
come on you rangers
2006-11-17 07:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by cazmo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2006-11-17 07:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i think you mean rangers.
2006-11-17 07:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋