Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2006-11-17 07:53:19 · 15 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two-perso- Have you not realised you're in Jokes and riddles, now p.iss off and leave others to have a laugh.
2006-11-17 08:22:24 · update #1
now that is FUNNY...10/10 !!!!!!!
2006-11-17 08:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOO niiiceee...very funny...
from 1-10...this one gets a 6
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2006-11-17 15:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH man poor guy to funny
2006-11-17 15:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
siiting on two duffel bags, oops i just squirted
2006-11-17 16:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good 1! lol
2006-11-17 15:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Ywanica ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl thats funny
2006-11-17 16:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-17 16:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Trini-HaitianGrl81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In one BRILL
2006-11-17 16:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that cracked me up
2006-11-17 15:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by kristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww! L0L! ii was LMAO! toodles!
~RoXy~
2006-11-17 16:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by tink tink.....TiNkErBeLL! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it
2006-11-17 15:58:40 · answer #11 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋