you died, met god and then god said to you: "I want you to go back to earth, and start a religion where you were the supreme being." And in doing so, you would be gifted with absoulte supreme power over all life and creation. God did this because he was ready to retire from the job and wanted to hand it over to someone else. What would your religion be like and what would you call it? Or would you turn down the offer; if so, why?
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2006-11-17 07:52:47 · 7 answers · asked by -skrowzdm- 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No response...god cant retire because he isnt in charge..only you are in charge of your life and god wouldnt want you to start your own relegion...i dont think
2006-11-17 07:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by imsmartkid 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My religion would allow anyone to do anything they wanted anytime they wanted and nothing they did would ever harm anyone else. In other words you could kill someone with a knife and the person would feel no pain and wouldn't die. In addition to that I would give everyone eternal life and everyone could have sex all they wanted without any guilt or hurt feelings to anyone. Everyone would be super rich and famous and everyone's beliefs would be true but no one would argue with anyone else about it. Now, How's THAT for a religion?
2006-11-17 15:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd turn it down because I'm lazy.
I think the job should be given to a project manager, a PMP.
2006-11-17 15:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id turn it down. I struggle just to make my household run, and keep my 4 kids happy, how on earth would I make 4 million happy. No, thank you!
2006-11-17 15:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT would be like Sid in Iceage 2
2006-11-17 15:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd turn it down and say "Aww c'mon God, quit pullin' my leg."
2006-11-17 15:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by tichothewolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not Willy Wonka.
2006-11-17 15:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋