A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting serious. The man proposed marriage, and she accepted. However, she told him that she wanted him to know that her chest was just like a baby's. He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter to him. He told her that his penis was also like a baby's. She said that she loved him and that size didn't matter. Come the day of their wedding, all went well. That night, the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at a resort hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy nightie. Her husband was in bed waiting. As she entered the bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest being like a baby. "Don't worry, honey," he said. She took her nightgown off, and her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about his penis being like a baby. As he took his pants off, the new bride said, "Good God Almighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby." "It is," he said. "9 pounds and 21 inches long
2006-11-17 07:46:18 · 13 answers · asked by annie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Lord, I would get a divorce.. too big for me.. dont need no Camel Toe.. .LOL
good one!!
2006-11-17 07:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Bella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny....i haven't heard that one before...i would have to get a divorce...that thing would scare me....i would probrably have nightmares....that is too much!!
2006-11-17 15:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by jark79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! thats hilarious!i! ii didnt see that one cumin!
2006-11-17 08:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by tink tink.....TiNkErBeLL! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it lol im gonna tell myfriends lolk
2006-11-17 08:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought the answer would be something but this was good
2006-11-18 01:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that.
2006-11-17 07:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL , very cute and funny !
2006-11-17 07:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololololol
2006-11-17 07:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Ywanica ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELLLLLLLLLLL I didnt see THAT one cumin
2006-11-17 07:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i LOVE jokes like these!
2006-11-17 09:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋