Fingernail Clippers: That's why we have teeth.
Makeup That is Tattooed on: You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?
Colored Elastics For Braces: As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.
Inflatable Furniture: Nothing boosts the ego more than sitting on a couch and popping it.
Crayons With a Fragrance: Oh, good, let's give kids another reason to eat them.
Fake Eyelashes: You shouldn't be able to braid your eyelashes.
The Epilady: Pulling hair out by the roots is masochistic.
Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers: Kleenex does not get chilly.
Rubber Clothing: Because you shouldn't bounce if you fall down the stairs.
Doggie Sweaters: Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.
Thong underwear: Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.
2006-11-17 07:43:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-17 07:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about those 10,000 different variations on air fresheners? Ones that have melting oil, ones that play music, ones that play music that changes according to the scent, ones that puff once every 5 mintues, ones that puff every hour... just when you think they can't do anything new with an air freshener they come up with some other ridiculous plastic thing to fill up landfills. Why can't people just burn incense or boil orange peels?
2006-11-17 15:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by kaligirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ready shredded salad bags I mean if your can't be bothered to chuck some veg together your survival instincts are letting you know something, just give up and die already!!!..... Wow I didn't realise I hated the stuff that much?
2006-11-17 15:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny , epecially the one about the kleenex boxes lol
2006-11-17 15:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget XL Speedos !!!
2006-11-17 15:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by t24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats amazing... hahah, i'm refering to the guy who said your stupid hat lmao.. thats gold, if i could give him more thumbs up i would... f*cking ebert and roper!
2006-11-17 15:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thong underwear: Floss for your @ss..............
2006-11-17 15:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them were pretty funny! =]
2006-11-17 15:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋