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He Said "Doc, I think I'm going deaf"

Doctors asks "what's the symptons?"

" A small yellow cartoon family but what's that got to do with it?"

2006-11-17 07:41:23 · 14 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

I went to the doctor and he said, "I am sorry we lost your test results but I can confirm you either have Aids or Alztheimers", "that's terriable I said what should I do"? The doctor said "go home and if you remember the way then don't sleep with your wife"

2006-11-17 08:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-12-17 11:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol go to hell doctor 'ask alot of dumb questions' what are the symptoms of deafness, how the hell did he become a doctor,

2006-11-17 07:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha..niice
made me smile
on 1-10 (1 being bad...10 being excellent)...i give it a 4
=]

2006-11-17 07:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 2 0

i had to think about it for a second but then i got it and it did make me laugh

2006-11-17 07:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by NICHOLA 2 · 0 0

have you been pulling early christmas crackers. cheap one's at that.

2006-11-17 08:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not brilliant but worth a chuckle i suppose xXx

2006-11-17 07:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0 0

lol nice one

2006-11-17 07:46:40 · answer #8 · answered by jenny 2 · 0 0

oh, uh, I forgot to laugh

2006-11-17 07:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-11-17 07:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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