A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2006-11-17 06:57:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome thanks!
Sk8r_princess.... and any others that don't get it: The blonde kidnapped the boy, pinned the ransom note to the boy, then sent the boy, with the note, back to the parents. Being a blonde, she didn't realize she no longer had the item needed to collect a Ransom for a kidnapping, the actual person.
Luckily, she kidnapped a fellow blonde's kid, who, being a blonde, still paid the ransom to get their kidnapped kid back.....
2006-11-17 08:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! From a fellow blonde.
2006-11-17 07:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
2016-05-21 23:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooo thats frikin hilarious!!! mann
if u really think o these jokes...then u should be a comedian!!
ur sooo funny!
2006-11-17 08:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very funny. 15/10
2006-11-17 07:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by gameboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must hate blondes,but that's a good one
2006-11-17 07:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin_Mart13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best one i've heard for the day.
2006-11-17 07:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-11-17 06:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by Hicktown girl66 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao never heard it but loved it
2006-11-17 07:09:23 · answer #9 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!
2006-11-17 06:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋