In all politeness, how can you say there is no Great Cthulhu?

Question

Look at all the madness and insanity in the world.

Answer 1

Yes there is far too much!!!! Going to the pub, the therories sound a little better there - with or without the politeness!!

Answer 2

My ex was into that, even wore a tee shirt with that on it. Evil doesn't need a spokesperson. I mean Cthulhu, not my ex. If people were less self centered and greedy, then the world would be a better place. H P Lovecraft was a disturbed man with mental illness and wrote some disturbing books. Some people read what he wrote and take him way too seriously.

Answer 3

I know there is a Great Cthulhu because I have a cuddly stuffed idol of the very same on my pillow.

"Is" is settled, then.
"What"... Aye, now there's the rub...

Answer 4

Ahh, the old Cthulhu's Wager...

1. Cthulhu, if he exists, exists somewhere inaccessible to human beings, so we cannot be certain of his existence or nonexistence.
2. If Cthulhu exists, he will give a quick and less painful death to those who have worshipped him and expressed their belief through self-flagellation and ritual sacrifice.
3. If Cthulhu exists, he will condemn those who have not worshipped him to eternal torture and unimaginable pain.

* You may worship Cthulhu, and Cthulhu exists, in which case you suffer only finite pain and a quick death.
* You may worship Cthulhu, and Cthulhu doesn't exist, in which case you gain nothing.
* You may not worship Cthulhu, and Cthulhu doesn't exist, in which you gain nothing.
* You may not worship Cthulhu, and Cthulhu exists, in which case you suffer infinite pain and eternal torture.

Answer 5

Hey - Metallica wrote a song about him, so he MUST exist, right?? I beleive...

Answer 6

All hail the squid-headed one!