In the early hours of the morning, it was about 5 miles away.
After 3 miles he felt desperate to use to loo, but knew it was still 2 miles, so he picked up the pace.
By the time the station came into veiw he was clenching his buttocks he went straight to a cubicle and sat down.
And wouldnt you know it, he couldnt go, 5 mins, nothing 15 mins still no luck. Strain as he might, Nothing.
He was still trying, when in the distance he heard footsteps, running, faster and faster, getting louder and closer,straight towards the Loo, then he heard the outer door slam open, hurried steps past his cubicle, the next door slammed open, then slammed closed, the bolt was shot across, the loo seat slammed down, and he heard Fwwwaaaartttsssshhh, as the guy next door emptied his bowels.
"Blimey mate" said the first guy, "I wish that was me"
The voice from the next cubicle said " I wish it was you to mate, I havent got my bloody trousers down yet"
2006-11-17 05:38:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you have to do that - I'm munching my way through a packet of chocolate chip cookies - not an image in wanted in my head!
2006-11-17 05:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is f*cking fantastic. 11 out of 10!!!!!!
2006-11-17 13:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, nice visual image that put into my mind. Great Joke. Keep it up. :)
2006-11-17 13:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by chikita_couey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should have let the train take the strain,... very funny, l'm laughing my head off.
2006-11-17 13:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it, 100/10.
2006-11-17 13:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by gameboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
juck but funny
2006-11-17 13:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-11-17 13:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good still laughing
2006-11-17 13:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by sukis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny!
2006-11-17 13:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great!
2006-11-17 13:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋