Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other in
quite some time, met at the supermarket.
"How are you, Helen?"
"Fine."
"And your husband?"
"Oh, Karl died two weeks ago."
"What? I hadn't heard. What happened?"
"He went out in the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and fell over, dead."
"I'm sorry. What did you do?"
"Opened a can of corn instead."
2006-11-17 05:34:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl that is goooodddd wonder if I can get my ex to open a can of cabbage to??????
2006-11-17 05:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah taht sounds about right. Us women can stand on our own.. But the da*n guy shouldn't have keeled over.
2006-11-17 13:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by chikita_couey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats messed up!
2006-11-17 13:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by cat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!
2006-11-17 13:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!!
2006-11-17 13:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋