The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
2006-11-17 05:17:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good laugh i enjoyed it thanks..... i have a joke about Honeymooners what do you think of it ?
A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....
Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?
Man: Well, we got married.
Clerk: That's good!
Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes.
Clerk: Oh that is bad!
Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich.
Clerk: Oh, that is good.
Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it.
Clerk: Oh, that's bad.
Man: No, that's good: She bought a house.
Clerk: Oh, that's good
Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down.
Clerk: Oh that is bad.
Man: No that's good -- she was in it!
2006-11-17 05:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by insenergy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
congradulations your the winner. heres a 1000 points. good job i liked it
2006-11-17 13:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2006-11-17 13:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not too bad.
2006-11-17 13:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD
2006-11-17 13:18:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its good
haha.
2006-11-17 13:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny!!
2006-11-17 13:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by gameboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋