came in the pub and said Hey Brent I got a woman in the van out back, i was just about to split her whiskers when the bloody mobile went off and iv'e got to go. Do you want to take over, its dark out back so she won't know we've swapped. Great i said and off i went. After about ten minutes in the van a copper shone his torch through the window and said hey what are you two doing. I said do you mind i'm making love to my wife. Sorry he said I didn't know it was your wife! I didn't either till you shone that bloody torch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-17 05:00:48 · 16 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done your first good joke in a while 10/10
2006-11-17 05:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmfsl nice 1 brent 10/10 x
2006-11-17 13:22:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes like it
2006-11-17 13:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear thats wicked.
2006-11-17 13:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Niiice.
Love the twist.
2006-11-17 13:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by George Curious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats hot!!!
lmao!!
:)
hehehehe
2006-11-17 13:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, bit predictable though...
2006-11-17 13:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by claire c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, a great way to turn the police away, but not a funny joke
2006-11-17 13:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by sunshineprincess032003 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
omg! that sux 4 him. fun stuff!
2006-11-17 13:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by Little Southern Belle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one - didn't even see that coming!! (pardon the pun)
2006-11-17 13:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋