To surprise his bride the groom wanted to take her shopping before the wedding. Knowing she had little time to alter her dress she decided to ask her mom; " Mom would you alter my dress for me?" Mom replied "I've got errands to run leave it on the bed & I'll take care of it when I get back" Fustrated the bride asked her grma; "Will you alter my dress for me", Grma replied "I've got errands to run leave it on the bed & I'll take care of it when I return." Exasperated the bride altered the dress , while awaiting her shopping trip. When finished she laid it on the bed & left. Soon mom returned, alterd the dress & returned it to the bed. Grma returned as well, altered the dress & returned it to the bed. The couple returned from shopping excited & the groom suggest they try on there wedding outfits they both argee only if there's no peeking. Standing in one corner the groom has his pants around his ankles, the bride holds up the dress & says:
"It's so small & Wrinkled".
2006-11-17
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