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A teenage grand-daughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that. The teenager tells her, "Loosen up, Granny, these are modern times, you've got to let your rosebuds show", and she goes out.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate. The grandmother just smiles and says, "Loosen up, Sweetie, if you can show off your rosebuds then I can display my hanging baskets."

2006-11-17 04:43:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

good joke, i like it.

2006-11-17 05:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by kitty katty 2 · 0 0

Good for Granny, And I agree with her, if you want to show your rose buds as you call them, then don't do it around me. And you want to know why you end up in trouble. By dressing that way you are saying come and get me. Where is your self respect.

2006-11-17 04:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by lennie 6 · 0 0

lmao 10/10 gd 1 keep them rolling

2006-11-17 04:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Keep the weeping willow at bay !

2006-11-17 04:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

ha ha you just made my day that is one of the best jokes ever

good work keep em up

2006-11-17 04:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0 0

Old one but still cute

2006-11-17 04:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1 0

Thank god that is not my grandmother.
Damn smart granny

2006-11-17 04:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by nicolefc_123 4 · 1 0

thats an ok joke

2006-11-17 04:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by sunshineprincess032003 2 · 1 0

ha ha oooh the image

2006-11-17 08:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Saw it acouple days ago...

2006-11-17 04:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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