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Jesus, Jesus,Jesus,Jesus,Jesus, real fast?

2006-11-17 04:42:23 · 16 answers · asked by Tim and Karen J 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

i dont kno say it and find out. have fun

2006-11-17 04:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by D21 3 · 0 0

Then you've said Jesus 9 times real fast.

2006-11-17 04:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe you should be going to another site for an answer, but I think air blows across the vocal cords and you articulate with your tongue. If you keep repeating a word over and over, eventually all the air in your lungs will be depleted and you will have to draw in another breath.

2006-11-17 04:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A skinny guy in a robe, with long hair and a beard shows up and chews you out for distracting him from his important work (of helping professional athletes win sporting events, and assisting formerly sterile women to conceive litters of 5 or more).

2006-11-17 04:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Murph 4 · 2 0

You will finish saying it. You will then carry on with your life normally and that continuous string of Jesus' that you said speedily will effect nothing. Have fun.

2014-08-02 11:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by SpookyTheGhost 1 · 0 0

you would be either in trouble and calling on the Lord in desperation or you would be trying to mock His holy name,
if it`s the former then God will hear your cry, if the latter then you are blaspheming and heaping sin on yourself.
the holy name of Jesus is not some magical incantation.

2006-11-17 04:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0 1

Isn't that why Enzyte was invented by Smilin Bob?

2016-03-28 23:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now that we have says this
start chanting and saying
things you don't understand
this is our heavenely voice.
we will be takling to God
but only the angles can
understand it.
this will make you more
close to Jesus Christ and
his Father God our Father to.
What.

2017-01-22 23:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what happens to wicked men when they refuse to listen to the servants of God and Jesus? they go to hell, because they fight against his own servants.
there is grace of course, but grace usually doesnt cover the wicked.

2014-08-25 05:21:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gomakawitnessofjesus 7 · 0 0

What an inappropriate reference to Bloody Mary.....

2014-10-23 09:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by ILoveJesus12 3 · 0 0

You sound like a broken record.

2006-11-17 04:45:57 · answer #11 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0 0

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