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Jesus, Jesus,Jesus,Jesus,Jesus, real fast?

2006-11-17 04:39:20 · 7 answers · asked by Tim and Karen J 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Add the rest of the words, and you have the best (and most life-changing and powerful) Prayer in all of Christian theology:

The Jesus Prayer:

"Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Have mercy on me, a sinner"

2006-11-17 04:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

If you say it into a mirror in a dark room, Jesus will come out and attack you

2006-11-17 04:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda S 6 · 0 0

It's kinda like that parlor game where you hold a candle in front of your face and repeat Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. Right????

2006-11-17 04:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by chunkymonkey 3 · 0 0

Isn't that why Enzyte was invented by Smilin Bob?

2016-05-21 22:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You'll probably start to annoy the people around you.

2006-11-17 04:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0 0

You get tongue tied...

and an outraged fundamentalist beats you to death with a bible.

2006-11-17 04:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Murph 4 · 1 0

lol I get it! funny!

2006-11-17 04:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by TPCAN 3 · 0 0

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