Once upon a time there were two brothers.
One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.
The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close.
The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer.
The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
One day the evil brother died.
Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away.
He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother?
He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."
God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."
"I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied.
"But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into hell."
So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell can not be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."
2006-11-17 04:27:59 · 7 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Flippin Sweet!!
2006-11-17 04:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by jonmarbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The couple weren't close kinfolk so by any precise definition that is not incest. Whoever their siblings marry has really no pertaining to the count number. there have been many examples of siblings from one kinfolk marrying siblings of yet another kinfolk and in a good number of cultures that is really inspired. I even haven't any understanding of Greek Orthodox practices although, so in the journey that they carry some arcane opinion on what constitutes incest then it really is purely their personal custom/practice/idea and by no potential depending upon any organic and organic or legal definition of incest. In defence of that definition although, you should bear in mind that Greece is a mountainous us of a including 1000's of inhabited islands and a mainland. traditionally, human being community populations have continually extremely remoted, so no matter if not heavily proper villagers tended to be far extra heavily proper genetically than universal. Encouraging marriages of the kind you describe might want to hence have a tendency to reason inbreeding with all the well-being complications it motives. like quite a few religions although, such guidelines may once have made solid experience yet in on the prompt's international of mass delivery and complication-free inhabitants circulation are old and now serve purely a cultural purpose.
2016-11-29 05:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats well at least it was beer keg instead of Michael Jackson.
2006-11-17 04:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-17 04:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by DON S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. That's a good one.
2006-11-17 04:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll just HAVE to give u a 10/10... totally brilliant...
2006-11-17 04:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-17 05:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋