THE 6 BEST SMART *** ANSWERS OF 2006
SMART *** ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in
front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART *** ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need
to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART *** ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART *** ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without
a ticket.
SMART *** ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and
says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."
SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her
head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
2006-11-17 04:27:05 · 9 answers · asked by shady20001978 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2016-10-15 16:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-11-17 04:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all funny really liked the #3
2006-11-17 04:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by fatpeople_atemy_family 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-17 04:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by xRevo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've heard a couple of them before, but I loved the answer of the year!!!!
2006-11-17 04:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda SSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on a roll. Got any more?
2006-11-17 05:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 1s.... very very funny
2006-11-17 04:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-11-17 04:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by matters 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋