Seen in Dublin newspaper:
Prize crossword,solve it and win £20,000 plus a holiday for 2 in Paris.
4 those who r playing 4 fun,the answers r on page 14.
Sign on the coast road by a small Sligo village:
'When u carn't read the sign,the road is flooded.
'I want some 6 by 4 timber 4 my new barn,'said cassid
'We don't call it that now,'said the DIY manager.'since we've gone metric you have to ask for 15.2cms by 10.16cms.And if u want any it's two pound a foot
Father Francis it was who stubbed his toe and stummbled while baptising a child, and henceforrth the boy was known as Thomas oops McNaily.'
2006-11-17 04:21:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FOR THE PPL THAT SAY HUH , OR I DON'T GET IT ,OR UR AN IDIOT HERE GOES .the irish jokes r made out that the Irish r stupid ok :but i can tell u WE R FAR FROM STUPID
2006-11-17 04:35:58 · update #1
Made me laugh and i like pple capable of laughing about themselves. You Must have heard this Irish blessing I'm sure !!
"Grant me a sense of humor, Lord,
the saving grace to see a joke,
To win some happiness from life,
And pass it on to other folks. "
2006-11-17 04:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by talkingformydog 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are brill and so are the irish people , i'm not irish but i'v worked all over the world with irishmen and i can tell you that in real life they are loved and respected worldwide for their sense of humour , keep it up !!
2006-11-17 14:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the irishman who decided to go water-skiing and spent weeks looking for a lake with a slope
[I note that one person calling you an idiot is so clever that he doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you're"]
2006-11-17 12:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I tink I loved the first one, by the way, are you reading that newspaper that you're sitting on
2006-11-17 13:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Savant 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great, and good for you on the additional details.
2006-11-17 13:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2006-11-17 12:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I loved em lol
Any more?
2006-11-17 19:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good on ya!!!
der gas and your right in saying that dubliners arnt stupid!!!
i got them and im a dub!!!!
half the other people dont get them cos theyre not dubs!!!
:)
(hahahahaha)
UP THE DUBS!!!!!!!!
:)
2006-11-17 12:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha I love the first one! hope you entered :D
2006-11-17 12:48:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good, by the way what are u always laughing at ?
2006-11-17 12:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋