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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Cuz' it's so cold". Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Cuz' it's so warm". Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Cuz' my watch in gone".

2006-11-17 04:05:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

I loved it, that was funny! he he he

2006-11-17 04:12:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-10-15 16:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by bumber 4 · 0 0

Funny one!

2006-11-17 04:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

funny.

2006-11-17 04:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Viren 3 · 0 0

lol...funny

2006-11-17 04:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are so funny,have any more?

2006-11-17 04:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0 0

lol, good one!

2006-11-17 04:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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