he told me i have a rare condition called "camel toe rot" it is eating me alive.....i will not make it....he gave me a few days....so enjoy me while u can cause i will be gone soon....
oh and what do u think ma daddy should do when im gone? should he stuff me and use me as a lawn ornament? or just cook me and have a BIG thanksgiving feast with the rest of the family?????...im leaning more towards the lawn ornament...cause i dont EVEN want to see Aunt Bertha's insides....id rather not know where that awful gas coes from....ick!
2006-11-17 03:54:51 · 18 answers · asked by Trailer Trash Barbie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I AM serious about me being gone permanently in a couple of days...but just in this "yahoo world"...dont worry the real me is alive and kicking....
2006-11-17 04:01:59 · update #1
Hey, how ya doin' kid? Long time no see.
2006-11-17 03:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by TheOneVersion3.0 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
HI Barbie, I've missed you!
Oh, and go with the lawn ornament, that's pure class.
2006-11-17 11:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd go for the lawn ornament myself.
2006-11-17 11:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought u were serious. u scared me. Well u'd look purty as a lawn ornament! no just kidding. haha
2006-11-17 11:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just let it rot! seriuosly,,,,,you're probably better off, having fun the last few moments of your life...then worrying about your rotting toe!
2006-11-17 12:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Punk_Rockin' Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...maybe they should stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey and eat you instead!! YUCK!! Hahah...happy holidays!!
2006-11-17 12:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you're screwed pal. I hope you don't have an HMO. Good luck w/ that one
2006-11-17 20:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
camel toe rot is not fatal. you will be just fine. simply take any kitchen knife, and remove the toe. try dipping it in your tuna fish!
2006-11-17 11:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by i know everything 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hi mom. can we bring oinkus and cletus from the barn into the house when you are gone?
2006-11-17 12:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get a second opinion, maybe it's really not a disease, just one of your overambitious lovers
2006-11-17 12:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Bio sonics or aerobic oxygen.
dont give up that easily.
Otherwise go and see the world before you go.
2006-11-17 12:12:02 · answer #11 · answered by Ganymede 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋