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Kate McCann had decided that in order 2 raise a few extra pound,or win a holiday perhaps,her husband pat would enter a tv game show.Unfortunatly,Pat looks and personality did not lend themselves 2 the normall jolly type quizzes where knowledge secondary 2 fun.so what 2 do?
"well,'thought Kate,'if they say he looks 2 seriouse,then let him enter a seriouse quiz and what's more seriouse than Mastermind?'

So McCann duly applied and was accepted 4 the highbrow show.But what 2 answer questions on?General knowledge?-not allowed.Drinks and drinking?definietly not allowed.
'Pick something Irish,'prompted Kate.'They won't know a lot of qestions on that.So Pat decided on the Easter Rising in 1916.(They wouldn't know from that far back!) came the fateful night and Magnus Magnusson called McCann 2 the chair.
'Ur subject?'he asked.
Easter Rising of 1916,sir,'replied Pat.
time starts now..What was the date of the Easter Rising of 1916?.
pass
who led the Easter Rising of 1916.

2006-11-17 03:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Pass.'

'How many men were involved in the Easter Rising of 1916?'

pass

Suddenly an Irish voice boomed from the studio audience :

'Thats right Pat -tell them nothing!'

2006-11-17 03:56:23 · update #1

10 answers

LOL, that was an original I must say!
Like to hear jokes I neva heard b4!
very few and far between on here!

2006-11-17 06:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0 0

The first time I went to London, darling, I saw an episode of what might have been Mastermind...as an American, used to some really stupid game shows with gajillions of dollars in prizes, I was very impressed that the contestants were asked incredibly difficult questionsto do with real subjects, not celebrities and movies, and the winner won something completely absurd like a pen or a tie clip. For myself, when I was a young girl, I would have chosen Nancy Drew mystey stories, darling...then I grew up and would have been more at home with the world of the Lord of the Rings. (((RP)))

2016-05-21 22:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very difficult to answer unseasonal questions ( easter at christmas)

2006-11-17 04:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

Whatever you do, don't give up the day time job.

2006-11-17 04:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

excellent loved it

2006-11-17 04:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by need to know 2 · 2 0

that's a hilarious one.......hahahaha.......I am always laughing...lol

2006-11-17 03:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 2 0

haha
funny.

2006-11-17 04:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0 0

laughing so hard my tummy aches..........

2006-11-17 03:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by JACKREX 2 · 2 0

Good un lol lol lol!!!!!!

2006-11-17 04:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0 1

Brilliant - more please!!

2006-11-17 04:02:14 · answer #10 · answered by Charlene 6 · 2 1

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