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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."

2006-11-17 03:23:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

you are soooooooo funny , thanks for the morning laughs good job

2006-11-17 03:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1 0

ha ha

2006-11-17 11:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tee hee hee

2006-11-17 11:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jazzy 5 · 0 0

Hourk, hourk, hourk!

2006-11-17 11:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, took me a while but i get it!

2006-11-17 11:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha

2006-11-17 11:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

lol...i like this one..funny...another one

2006-11-17 11:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by nawti969 2 · 0 0

LOL, awesome!

2006-11-17 11:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by InviHncibleN 2 · 0 0

funny.

2006-11-17 11:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by daniel_97202 5 · 0 0

i had to read it twice to get it-it's ok...

2006-11-17 11:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by curiosity 4 · 0 0

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