Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
2006-11-17 03:18:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome joke man....
heres one 4 ya....
be an individual...just like everyone else
2006-11-17 03:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by nawti969 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It does not make you stronger, but I does make your clothes disappear and end up in a strange womans car. I still can't figure that one out.
2006-11-17 11:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by The Meksikan Couple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
come on to eat a beer
2006-11-17 11:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, beer makes you stronger
2006-11-17 11:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not stronger but fatter
2006-11-17 11:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by Tinkerbell08 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
beer does not make you stronger,it makes you wiser bud.
2006-11-17 11:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by goldberg302 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yee Haw!! I am glad it is Friday!
2006-11-17 11:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by Lost in Maryland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are very funny, have a good moring
2006-11-17 11:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-11-17 11:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
goodtimes
2006-11-17 11:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋