A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
2006-11-17 03:16:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dude youre the funniest guy tell somemore jokes plz that one waz funny as hell i'm still laughing
2006-11-17 03:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by lord bacon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny!
I would cut out this unnecessary part::
"The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there."
Then in the next paragraph, I would make a little change:
Well, as time goes on, the man thinks about it while he drinks a few beers. Finally, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
These changes will make the joke flow better. Still very funny anyways!
(So sorry if you didn't want an editor.)
2006-11-17 11:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a chuckle out of it, but its not hold your sides and laugh kind of funny, AT LEAST NOT TO ME.
2006-11-17 11:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by ayanagin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes I got a chuckle out of it. When you're drunk you don't know what the heck you are doing
2006-11-17 11:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Petra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always heard it was a gorilla with a sore tooth, but still good.
2006-11-17 11:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's pretty funny
2006-11-17 11:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, now I need to go to the rest room, very funny. Do you have any more?
2006-11-17 11:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah that was funny although i do feel sorry for the gator...........lol
2006-11-17 11:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by Lauretha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not bad.
2006-11-17 11:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋