The bartender joke?

Question

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

Answer 1

Hey c.d.,

I'm not sure anyone can deny that bartenders have a repertoire of jokes that could easily rival that of most comedians. In fact having spent considerable time in the business, in my experience many comedians normally have their own "circuit" of bars they frequent for the sake of gaining new material…yep, from the barkeeper.

Another phenomenon I have found is everybody loves a happy crowd, right? One great thing about finding that one bar that just suits you is in the notion that when one person tells a joke, well it sort of becomes the norm for the next person…and then the next person to join in and let loose with theirs. This ensures that everyone will leave with maybe five or more new jokes to add to their repertoire.

Okay then…I'm not sure if there is a question about your particular joke other than the two people in it. But hey…it's got me on the floor!! Cheers

Answer 2

ahh man, say it aint so. but it was funny in a gross kind of way

Answer 3

that was gross but it took me a while to get it

Answer 4

this is really funny.

Answer 5

THAT WAS GROSS!!!