A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
2006-11-17 02:51:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so funny!! He was just asking just to know how long he could stay at the barbers home to screw his wife. LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-17 03:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That funny. That's a good one.
2006-11-17 10:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by baby girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one!
2006-11-17 12:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Michele W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2006-11-17 11:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he still lmao :) good one.
2006-11-17 10:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn it that was effin hilarious.....i love it
2006-11-17 11:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great!
2006-11-17 10:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great.
2006-11-17 11:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋