A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
2006-11-17 02:10:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a really good one..
2006-11-17 02:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before but it is still a good one! :)
2006-11-17 10:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny!!
2006-11-17 10:19:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's awesome!.......I wish this joke was actually true!
2006-11-17 11:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-17 10:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOh Snap! HIs @$$ is gonna be sore 2morrow! LOL!!!
2006-11-17 10:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by kineo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one!
2006-11-17 10:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny...haha..
2006-11-17 10:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by elvira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one...........lol
2006-11-17 10:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋